For Love or Money

Let's do a little arithmetic here, where a = 58, b = 26

a/2 > b

That's more than double, man. It really does boggle the mind.

Now, let's apply some logic. a's is a regular feature on the top ten world's richest men list, and on his nation's currency, which he signs himself.

Oh, what the hell, I'll be b anytime.

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