BDALKHPP

Berguling Di Atas Lantai Ketawa Hingga Pecah Punggung.

That's Malaysian for ROTFLMAO, in observance of the Berbelog Dalam Bahasa Malaysia movement during this Merdeka month.

Thoughts:
If blog is from web log, than the Malaysian equivalent would be Catatan Web - or cateb? or even simpler, ceb? Coreb would be nicer, from Coretan Web.

Note for non-Malaysian speakers, the letter C is pronounced as 'ch' in chalk, not 'c' in cat.

Selamat Hari Merdeka, Malaysia

Even though Streamyx and Blogger really tested my patience tonight, they failed to dampen my spirit to post the obligatory Merdeka post, albeit 48 minutes late.

Sejahtera, Malaysia! Selamat menyambut Hari Kebangsaan.

Job Vacancy: Creative Piece of Manure

Spotted in one of the local dailies today. You might still be able to catch it in the next one or two days. Home Ministry is getting more relaxed on censorship, eh? Or is that using their creative license? Leave a comment for the email address, if you're into that kind of sh*at.

For Love or Money

Let's do a little arithmetic here, where a = 58, b = 26

a/2 > b

That's more than double, man. It really does boggle the mind.

Now, let's apply some logic. a's is a regular feature on the top ten world's richest men list, and on his nation's currency, which he signs himself.

Oh, what the hell, I'll be b anytime.

Don't know what I'm talking about? Still clueless? Check out today's papers.

I Love Haze Haters

Read about this in the In.Tech. This is brilliant, man. Hats off to the webmaster. I really like the concept of posting photos in place of comments. It's the ultimate freedom of expression.

It's a temporary site, but I hope it will always be up. Can't wait to see the 'proper' site. We should do this more often, for other topics too.

hazeinmy.blogspot.com

Finally...

Hey, what's this? kahsoon.com hacked? Cool. Hell freezes over, man. Kiddie stuff, though. Took him three attempts to get the size right.

The Horatio Caine Appreachiation Thread

I was googling for kill Horatio Caine after me and a buddy got into a conversation on who would be better killed off than Speedle, and came across this thread. It's amazing how personal bias can cloud your judgement.

Phrases like "his sunglasses are soo cool!", "COOLEST person on TV! EVER!!" and "He is The Asskickingess." were thrown about in wanton disregard.

The funniest exchange was:

Quote:
I love the head tilting

Me too. It is a very unique thing.

Just so you know which side I'm on, the head tilting (and the superdramatic pause) reminds me of Joey Tribbiani from Friends when he played Dr. Drake Ramoray on Days of Our Lives.

/xs.to rocks!

Tempoarily out of resourse, please try again later.

[sic]

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From the many discussions, apparently the problem is caused by TMnet Streamyx's use of transparent proxy. The typo, however, is not entirely their fault. It's all too easy to drop the first 'r'.

Sightings:
carboncopy
liewcf
barrie's slumber
lainie
toxicle

Google: about 535 results for "Tempoarily out of resourse, please try again later." (0.23 seconds)

It's not unique to Malaysians, though:
gathering.tweakers.net >> Firefox vreemde melding (translation: Firefox strange report)

Jalur Gemilang

Getting myself worked up to the spirit of Merdeka. Here's my little contribution. Feel free to copy this and put it up on your own pages.

Why Speedle Died

They killed off Speed tonight. Why?

Snoop's Newest Protégé: J.Dogg

In the spirit of Fark.com's Photoshop section.

But seriously, since Jamal is working on a re-revival, he can take a page or two from Tha Dogg's fashion sense. That suit blazer belongs in the pound, y'all.